This is the best tumblr ever. Like, ever. Seriously. It's basically a bunch of grad students summarizing their theses in a couple sentences.
I have a lot of feelings about female saints’ lives and feminism. Also dragons.
History, University of Virginia
Oooh, pretty manuscript.
Medieval History and Literature, Harvard College
I make shit up. Maybe it will get published. Maybe I will be poor. Maybe both.
Creative Writing, Harvard
Turns out everyone in the 19th century was a perv. At least the Greeks were honest about it…
Art History, Williams College
When Joyce writes about sex everyone is uncomfortable. Everyone ever.
Literary Studies, Beloit College
Killing millions of microscopic worms is kinda fun
Biology, Pomona College
If I apply enough literary theory, I figure I will eventually trick you into thinking I’m intelligent.
English, Trinity College Dublin
Sometimes, your narrator lies to you, and you’re like, “lol wut,” and other times you’re like, “k cool,” or “omg.”
I mixed shit together and magic happened.
Chemical Engineering, Princeton University
When medieval people wrote about birds, what they were actually writing about was sex. Even monks. Especially monks.
Literature, Ohio University
Monkeys like to pick things up and put them down (especially when there’s food involved).
No one knows what critical thinking is, but here are some methods for teaching it.
Masters in Teaching, Northwest University
We found out that fish that look different are different species
Marine Biology, Boston University
I killed a bunch of zebrafish embryos and shot lasers at them to figure out where a protein was. It’s everywhere.
Biology, Virginia Commonwealth University
Despite Chaucer’s reliance on centuries of misogynistic literature for character construction, he uses the abuses of logic utilized by those same sources to create an unstereotype-able female character in The Merchant’s Tale; also there are lots of weird sex and poop jokes in medieval French poems.
English Literature, California State University, Long Beach