The kidlette's parents went out for dinner tonight, so I came over to play with her and put her to bed. This is what happened as I was giving her a bath.
K: [holds up a purple Little Mermaid bucket from her collection of tub toys] I need to bring this to Buttocks.
Me: [doing a double take]...who?
K: I need to bring this bucket to my friend Buttocks cause he doesn't have one.
Me: [beginning to question whether or not this conversation is actually happening]...does he have a wife?
Me: Do you know what she's called?
K: She's called nobody.
I don't know what I expected.