Saturday, August 17, 2013

He has a wife, you know.

The kidlette's parents went out for dinner tonight, so I came over to play with her and put her to bed. This is what happened as I was giving her a bath.

K: [holds up a purple Little Mermaid bucket from her collection of tub toys] I need to bring this to Buttocks.

Me: [doing a double take]...who?

K: I need to bring this bucket to my friend Buttocks cause he doesn't have one.

Me: Buttocks?

K: Yeah.

Me: [beginning to question whether or not this conversation is actually happening]...does he have a wife?

K: Yeah.

Me: Do you know what she's called?

K: She's called nobody.



I don't know what I expected.

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