Friday, August 23, 2013

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Golly what a day

I was singing this song to the kidlette today and she was cracking the fuck up. Apparently "oo-de-lally" is the funniest goddamn word in the English language.

And then she dragged her dad into the room and made me sing for him because this shit was so fucking hilarious that she just had to share it with someone.

Saturday, August 17, 2013

He has a wife, you know.

The kidlette's parents went out for dinner tonight, so I came over to play with her and put her to bed. This is what happened as I was giving her a bath.

K: [holds up a purple Little Mermaid bucket from her collection of tub toys] I need to bring this to Buttocks.

Me: [doing a double take]...who?

K: I need to bring this bucket to my friend Buttocks cause he doesn't have one.

Me: Buttocks?

K: Yeah.

Me: [beginning to question whether or not this conversation is actually happening]...does he have a wife?

K: Yeah.

Me: Do you know what she's called?

K: She's called nobody.

I don't know what I expected.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Further proof that I'm still not an adult

So I was listening to the local classical station this morning when they announced the next piece: J.S. Bach's "Air on the G String"

I giggled like a 12 year old.

And then I texted my best friend and she laughed too.

I can't believe they let me vote and drink alcohol.

Monday, August 12, 2013

Sage advice from two year olds

Just as I was getting ready to go home after my babysitting gig, the kidlette ran up to me and said, "Don't fall out of your car!"

Which, when you think about it, is all you really need to know about driving.

Monday, August 5, 2013

Hey, I gotta finish the last season of Robin Hood. Here in grown-up-land we call that priorities.

Mom of the kidlette I babysit: Ok, it's time for us to let Livia go home. She might have a hot date.

Kidlette (to me): Do you have a hot date?

Me: Yeah. With Netflix.