Tuesday, April 30, 2013

University, y u no like double majors?

So the commencement people emailed me this video today regarding parking, lining up, etc. Apparently we're supposed to line up by major...

Sooooooo does this mean I get to go twice?

Also, now I'm nervous about wearing heels.

Sunday, April 28, 2013

Out of Context Sunday

"Suppose now, he should tumble in upon me at midnight--how could I tell from what vile hole he had been coming?"

--Herman Melville, Moby Dick, Ch. 3

God, Melville, you are such a perv.

Saturday, April 6, 2013

Pearl likes to sleep on books


No, no studying. Only pets.

What, seriously? Uhhg, fine.