The hell am I supposed to do with this stupid hat?
I paid how much for this 100% polyester night gown?
Mom suggests pinning the stupid hat to my head to make it look less stupid. The directions on the package say this is incorrect. Also, I am not sure if the stupid hat will stay on with this method. The alternative, however, may cut off the circulation to my brain.
I'm seriously resisting the urge to add "Magna cum laude, bitches!" to my invites.
Should I get celebratory henna for my graduation? That might be a fun way to freak out my grandparents.