Tuesday, March 26, 2013

Paper is 4 pages minimum? 4 pages it is, then...

This is me today. No, I will not apologize.

Tuesday, March 12, 2013

This time I AM the field trip!

I just got an email regarding transportation and lodging for the research competition at Cal Poly Pomona in May. Among the attachments sent to me was a liability waiver promising not to sue the school if I suffer some hideous bodily injury to, from, or during the event.

My first thought upon seeing this form? I'm 26 years old and I still need a friggen field trip slip.

Sunday, March 10, 2013

I'm going to Hell and it's all my dad's fault

Me: They're going to elect a new pope in time for Easter, aren't they?

Dad: Well yeah, somebody's got to hide the eggs.

Thursday, March 7, 2013

I am Cornholio!

So I was sitting in the hallway today waiting to talk to my professor about the 5 page summary I have to submit on Wednesday for the CSU Student Research Competition. I was keeping busy trying to catch up on my reading for another class when all of a sudden I overheard my British Lit professor explaining a Beavis and Butthead reference to my American Lit professor just a few doors down.

It's refreshing to learn that professors can be just as immature as their students. You guys have no idea how hard it was to stifle my giggles.

It's moments like this that I weep for American culture...

Investing in our children's future? Ain't nobody got time for that!

Tuesday, March 5, 2013

Just got my graduation regalia

The hell am I supposed to do with this stupid hat?

I paid how much for this 100% polyester night gown?

Mom suggests pinning the stupid hat to my head to make it look less stupid. The directions on the package say this is incorrect. Also, I am not sure if the stupid hat will stay on with this method. The alternative, however, may cut off the circulation to my brain.

I'm seriously resisting the urge to add "Magna cum laude, bitches!" to my invites.

Should I get celebratory henna for my graduation? That might be a fun way to freak out my grandparents.