"Like the author," said Tim.
"What author?" asked Will.
"Any author," said Tim. "They just make it all up as they go along."
"No they don't," said Will. "Authors research everything. They plan every chapter, paragraph, and sentence. They never waste a word. That's what makes them such very special people."
"Turn it in, chief," said Barry. "Everyone knows that authors are a lot of drunken bums."
--Robert Rankin, The Witches of Chiswick
And just so this isn't another pointless post, I made a thing! Yes, I finally finished Kyra's blanket, which only leaves.....several more people to go. Hooray!