Me, finishing up my twelve page research paper for African History
Marc, a sympathetic friend
Me: Aaaaaand conclusion time.
Marc: It was the butler.
Me: ...the butler is responsible for changing customs of gender and social order in British East Africa?
Marc: Yes. Filthy Bastard.
Me: Well damn. Wish I'd known that three weeks ago.
Marc: Well, you only just now brought it up...
Me: Now I really wish I could write, "So, in conclusion, it was the butler. In Kenya. With the Church Missionary Society."