A selection of my 2008 NaNoWriMo novel, which I've been working on recently:
Apparently I'm a chip off the old block despite not having read anything by James Joyce. Bad, English major, bad! *slaps wrist* Anyone have any suggestions?
(edit: 11:39 pm) I pasted the first few paragraphs of the same novel, which I haven't touched since 2008, to see if I'd get a different result and got J.D. Salinger. That's kinda cool.
A fantasy novel I have sworn to finish one day and haven't worked on since I was in high school:
In my defense, I did write it when I was in high school and I left all the formatting mistakes (paragraph wise) intact. For authenticity. All this says, really, is that Stephanie Meyer apparently writes like a shy, nerdy, 16 year old. I think I can hear Scott laughing at me all the way from Canada.
And finally, a blog post. Specifically, the one about Trix:
I haven't read anything by Stephen King, either. Amazing how I write like all these authors I've never read.
Who do you write like? Share it in the comments!